"I am the ground zero ex-friend you ordered, disguised as a hero to get past your borders..." And so the essay begins:
I like cheese. I like my lightsaber spoons. That's right, I have TWO. I still sleep with a stuffed animal. I've kept every note that anyone ever wrote me. I can say the alphabet backwards - fast. Gold Red Eye is better than sex, Classic Red Eye comes close. Being out on a boat is the best feeling in the world. I don't actually like cheese to the extent I say I do. I check my LJ every five minutes or so. I love having showers in the dark. I like my pancakes with Vegemite. I jig in public. I jig in private. I catch random buses just for the hell of it. Music is the best thing since no music. I like green lights. Can you tell I need to get out more?
*I'ma rewrite this in the near future - bit outdated*
Motto: "One breath at a time is an acceptable plan." - Ani Difranco
"I am an accident waiting to happen. I'm laughing like mad while you strangle the captain. My place may be taken, but make no mistake, from a little black black box I can say without shame that you've lost. Do you know what you've lost?"
Some Linda Goodman Aries Quotes: "Male or female, these people will fight what they feel is an injustice on the spot, and they're not bashful about voicing their opinions. The ram will talk back to a traffic cop or an armed gangster with equal vigor, if either one happens to annoy him... Mars people come straight to the point, with no shilly-shallying." "Like the infant, Aries is concerned with the world only as it relates to himself. But who could call the small baby truly selfish?... It's hard to resist a baby, because he's so totally unaware that he's causing anyone the slightest inconvenience." "The baby fears nothing and no one, until he gets burned. Even then, he'll trustingly try again, when he's forgotten the hurt." "If you see him openly weeping, you can be certain that he's been cut to the very soul in some way. Aries would rather be caught dead than be caught weak - and some of them literally risk the former to avoid the latter." "Give him a choice of money or glory, and he'll take glory any time." "Arien anger flashes forth with the speed of sound, but it's usually gone before the victim knows what it's all about, and the happy, child-like smile quickly returns." "The typical ram will dine with beggars and kings with equal ease and genuine affection. "His amazing faith in himself is matched only by his naive trust in others." "To Aries, miracles are a dime a dozen. If you run out, he'll make you some more, wrapped in brave, scarlet dreams." "... tough enough to defy convention, face an advancing army, or even shoot a man through the head with icy calmness, if he threatens her loved ones." "When the Aries woman has been really hurt, she turns from fire to ice. Her fire burs hot and dies quickly. Her ice can be eternal." "She can never forgive you if you fail to fight for her or take her side... She'll also defend you. An Aries woman will throw away fame or fortune defiantly right in the face of anyone who hurts a friend of hers. If she loves you, her indignation will have no bounds. These women are nothing if not loyal."